LESβANONBALL

Lesßanonball is an extinct sub-taxon of Lebanonball that is very similar to the normal variety except it is an Eastern-Orthodox lesbian or crossdresser. There has been only one documented case of Les阝anonball in recent history, and his name was Coronel Klinger from the hit TV series M*A*S*H, who dressed in wimin's clothing in an attempt to leave the 4077th for good. Klinger resumed this shtick until the end of the Korean War in 1953, during which he was killed by Father Mulcahy with a broomstick in a drunken homophobic rage. Other figures believed to be Les♭anonballs have been identified in the Lebanon fossil record, such as the primitive octopus specimen Styletoctopus Phallas, an 85 million year old fossil that was depicited being beat to death in a broom closet by another octopus specimen, Keuppia Maximus, while wearing a poodle skirt.

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